Shoes that Glitter and NickMom.com #Motherfunny

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I don’t really consider myself a shoe person. I mean, I have two kids, I’m busy, who has time for shoes? The other day, I spotted a pretty hilarious chart on NickMom.com posing the question, What Do Your Shoes Really Say About You? Good question. Then it hit me, my shoes say that I sparkle. Yeah, that’s right, sparkle.

You see, I could bathe in glitter. And, while I’m not a shoe person, all of my favorite shoes do glitter. Don’t believe me? Check this out:

Why the obsession with glitter? I’m not sure. What I do know is that I required everyone to call me glitter when I was little. Think I’m kidding? Ask my mom. Glitter. Not to be confused with the horrible awful that is the Mariah Carey movie.

Don’t be fooled though, I don’t prance around my house wearing those glittery heels and baking cakes all day. Nope, I typically wear these below:

That’s more like it, right? Hands down, they’re my faves. So where would they fit on the NickMom.com chart below?

Personally, I’m in 100% agreement with the Crocs statement. I’ve never bought a pair and I’m proud to say it. But what about the glitter shoes I ask?  I think it should say, “Glitter Shoes:  You rock & you know it” but, I’m sure it would more than likely say something like “You think you’re a disco ball” or something to that effect. What’s wrong with being a disco ball anyway?

What’s all this funny about? Simple. It’s a moment of humor in an ordinary day. If you want a break of funny, be sure to check out NickMom.com, it’s all funny and it’s all moms. You can also stop by NickMom on facebook and @NickMom on Twitter.

As it turns out, my son likes the glitter too…